I'll Make You Into Shoes

cdwalker:

yourconsultingcriminal:

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Really and what makes you think I don’t have responsibilities. For all you know I have a couple of kids and a wife. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Haha… yeah and look flying pigs. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Shame, don’t you miss those days Charlie… they were fun.

[SMS; Him]: you with a wife and kids would be a sign of the apocalypse - CDW

[SMS; Him]: no, I do not - CDW

[She does, but that’s not the point.]

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: It could happen, maybe not a wife so much. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Why don’t I believe you Charlie girl. ~JM

cdwalker:

yourconsultingcriminal:

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Well I’m immune to most poisons now, but well you never know. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Aww what’s up… Ryan working you too hard. ~JM

[SMS; Him]: unlike you, I actually have responsibilities now. - CDW

[SMS; Him]: ones that don’t involve running around chasing you - CDW

[SMS; Him]: surprising, I know - CDW

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Really and what makes you think I don’t have responsibilities. For all you know I have a couple of kids and a wife. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Haha… yeah and look flying pigs. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Shame, don’t you miss those days Charlie… they were fun.

cdwalker:

yourconsultingcriminal:

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: I’m still the most dangerous, I just never learnt to cook. Never needed to. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Never mind new plan, just found me a cook. Though I might need a taste tester in case she tries to poison me. ~JM

[SMS; Him]: someone poisoning you seems like something that would happen often - CDW

[SMS; Him]: really now, I was up late last night, can you whine and complain to me at a more reasonable hour - CDW

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Well I’m immune to most poisons now, but well you never know. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Aww what’s up… Ryan working you too hard. ~JM

cdwalker:

yourconsultingcriminal:

cdwalker:

yourconsultingcriminal replied to your post: [text] So I’m a horrible person, ca…
[text] Fine, but when you hear that half of London has burnt down. Just know it’s your fault. ~JM

[SMS; Him]: over brownies, are you serious. - CDW

[SMS; Him]: i can’t even make Brownies for my own kid when he asks. - CDW

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Well I burnt a house down with toast, I am a terrible cook. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: What a poor derived child Tobias is. ~JM

[SMS; Him]: Since when did you go from “the most dangerous man in London” to a nine year old who can’t make toast? - CDW

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: I’m still the most dangerous, I just never learnt to cook. Never needed to. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Never mind knew plan, just found me a cook. Though I might need a taste tester in case she tries to poison me. ~JM

justshootempolitely:

Alright all. I ain’t had a job in nearly long enough and I got a mighty need t’keep things in repair and fed. Not much t’ask right? 

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Okay but seriously real talk guys. I’ve got to come up with $100 in the next week or I run the risk of overdraft fees, a black mark on my credit score, and if worse comes to worst (which dear god I hope it doesn’t get that far) eviction from my apartment. 

So I’m doing chibi sketches for a dollar. Any character, any person, (I’ll also do cute animals if that strikes your fancy).

Please guys, help a mun out, my paypal is elyse.polston@gmail.com and if I can raise this money I would eternally in your debts. Please help. ;n;

cdwalker:

yourconsultingcriminal replied to your post: [text] So I’m a horrible person, ca…
[text] Fine, but when you hear that half of London has burnt down. Just know it’s your fault. ~JM

[SMS; Him]: over brownies, are you serious. - CDW

[SMS; Him]: i can’t even make Brownies for my own kid when he asks. - CDW

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: Well I burnt a house down with toast, I am a terrible cook. ~JM

[SMS; Dragonbutt]: What a poor derived child Tobias is. ~JM

ofmightygirth:

I’mma gonna try sleep this fog away. I’m sorry I’ve been so lame lately people. I just hope I can get past it again… 

On another note, my puppy was two yesterday and she gave me lots of loving kisses and is now curled in my lap giving me snuggles. So if that doesn’t help me get past this well nothing will.

See here worlds worst rper… Silly muse runs of at tangents and leaves me and comes back at even weirder moments to reply to stuff that I’m sure people think I’ve abandoned.

asksebthesniper:

yourconsultingcriminal:

asksebthesniper:

Seb stilled at the command, not wanting to speak but then: “I want to be free of this command…absolute control terrifies me…”

Sighs and looks up at Seb. “Good, because this with you isn’t nearly as much fun as with others. I like when you fight me back, when you take control. It’s the only time I get to be free. So it’s done over… I just wanted to see… to find out if it would work.” Grins and smirks at him. “It really doesn’t for me and well I guess it doesn’t for you either.”

Seb snorted.”I like when you take control…don’t get me wrong. You’re sexy like that..but I don’t like the fact that you could command me to kill myself.”

"Hmm I guess sometimes I can get a little over the top, but do you really think I would or could command you to kill yourself?" Frowns and looks away for a time. "Hmm well I suppose I could in some of my less lucid moments, it’s not like I haven’t done it before. Though with you I would very much regret that action. I wonder if… no I doubt a fail safe for that sort of command would work, especially if I was in the mood to give it."

justshootempolitely:

Alright all. I ain’t had a job in nearly long enough and I got a mighty need t’keep things in repair and fed. Not much t’ask right? 

———————

Okay but seriously real talk guys. I’ve got to come up with $100 in the next week or I run the risk of overdraft fees, a black mark on my credit score, and if worse comes to worst (which dear god I hope it doesn’t get that far) eviction from my apartment. 

So I’m doing chibi sketches for a dollar. Any character, any person, (I’ll also do cute animals if that strikes your fancy).

Please guys, help a mun out, my paypal is elyse.polston@gmail.com and if I can raise this money I would eternally in your debts. Please help. ;n;